You're My Angel,

:D!
Hello. My name is SEOKCHIN.
:D! Hatched on 20th May 1989 : D
Attached on 260606!
Impossible for me to let HIM go
nseok_chin@hotmail.com

My past - HIPS/HIHS/TP-RMT
My future - University of Stirling

Tuesday, October 24!

RE-called on; Tuesday, October 24, 2006

nth much happen recently.. er.. sch jus reopen.. everythings is bored esp those damn sian de lec.. for example.. bus stat.. wa realli wan my life sia.. haix..heng got all my crapy classmates to pei me jokes ard la.. first day lec jiu late le.. but expected la.. tml havin my stupid jap tut le.. hope can meet some frens there.. argh.. yup yup.. ytd had my dinner at cartel.. 9 of us shared a crispy jumbo.. havin lots of fun la.. tat stupid willie is goin to bei me qi si le.. haha.. then today had my lunch wit august.. yup we had suki sushi.. oh ya we met han bin.. heard tat he playin pool wit chuan xun.. haha.. vicky today last day in cartel le.. i miss him lots la.. cos he is my dearest of all de darlin la.. without him who is goin to pei me.. argh vicky i miss u.. opps.. today yu rang albert eat toufu le.. haha..

[This r some of things i found from my whole chunk of emails..]

Test for Dementia

Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately .
OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are....Ready? GO!!!

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you too! k for the first question, OK ?

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? i think you could be in first position You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:Very tricky arithmetic!
Note: This must be done in your head only.Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total? Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe.

Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters:
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,4. Nono.............
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. Byimitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like you!

[here another one]

Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible?
*though i might look strong but in fact i m badly hurts inside..*

Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them?
*i need ur protection!! realli.. i m too tired of protectin myself..*

Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are:
I love you, Sorry and help me!
*to him: ii love u
to u guys: sorry for all e troubles
to u: help me n pull me thru*

Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?

Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face?

But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face?

Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?

Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.

But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself, if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned, and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two-fold.

[one more to go]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.